Negfligjam is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, capable gerbil.

Negfligjam created the Whirlpool Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Negfligjam, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Negfligjam, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Negfligjam's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Negfligjam's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if seven sharks approach from the north.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Never talk about the strong nuclear force near dolphins while wearing red scarves and balancing three platinum spheres on your feet.

4. Do not take Negfligjam's name in vain.

5. Pray towards the east.