Fabwigtim is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, narcissistic monkey.

Fabwigtim created tapeworms two years ago.

If you believe in Fabwigtim, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Fabwigtim, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Fabwigtim's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Fabwigtim's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Do not dye your hair black.

3. Never go into white rooms.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Put Fabwigtim first in all things.