Dagtencib is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, proud donkey.

Dagtencib created water nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dagtencib, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Dagtencib, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Dagtencib's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Dagtencib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not skip in public.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. You must pray to Dagtencib three times a day.

5. Do not commit murder.