Dagtencib is a god.
She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, proud
donkey.
Dagtencib created water nine quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Dagtencib, she will grant all your wishes.
If you do not believe in
Dagtencib, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.
Dagtencib's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.
Dagtencib's Holy Commandments1. Do not skip in public.
2. Do not cook food in pots.
3. Do not make images of living things.
4. You must pray to Dagtencib three times a day.
5. Do not commit murder.