Sugsinbet is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, sapient butterfly.

Sugsinbet created the universe five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sugsinbet, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Sugsinbet, he will destroy your favourite star.

Sugsinbet's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Sugsinbet's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about quantum gravity.

2. Feed all hungry doves.

3. Never look at planets.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Never sit in holy places.