Yikxinfum is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, happy mouse.

Yikxinfum created Mount Everest twelve years ago.

If you believe in Yikxinfum, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Yikxinfum, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Yikxinfum's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Yikxinfum's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Always help gulls.

3. Do not speak about garlic.

4. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place in pink.

5. Always look after injured nematodes.