Mumruttsagab is a god.

It takes the form of a small, fast elephant.

Mumruttsagab created a top quark five billion years ago.

If you believe in Mumruttsagab, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Mumruttsagab, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Mumruttsagab's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Mumruttsagab's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Never paint your chest pink.

5. Never think ill of sick otters.