Mumruttsagab is a god.
It takes the form of a small, fast
elephant.
Mumruttsagab created a top quark five billion years ago.
If you believe in
Mumruttsagab, it will look on you favourably.
If you do not believe in
Mumruttsagab, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.
Mumruttsagab's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.
Mumruttsagab's Holy Commandments1. Never look in ponds.
2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.
3. Never pour water over plants.
4. Never paint your chest pink.
5. Never think ill of sick otters.