Manflydam is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, self-confident toad.

Manflydam created the Andromeda Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Manflydam, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Manflydam, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Manflydam's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Manflydam's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from turquoise squirrels, for they are unholy.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Do not shave your neck.

5. Hide if nine manatees approach from the east.