Tikhigtom is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, overgenerous jackal.

Tikhigtom created time and space four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tikhigtom, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Tikhigtom, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Tikhigtom's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Tikhigtom's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured nematodes.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Tikhigtom.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Tikhigtom.

4. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Always wear white.