Nelgundag is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, humane warg.

Nelgundag created the planet Earth nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nelgundag, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Nelgundag, he will manifest in front of you.

Nelgundag's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Nelgundag's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured capybaras.

2. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate badgers.

4. Always help swans.

5. Do not drink alcohol.