Kankabnut is a god.
She takes the form of a huge, strong
dog.
Kankabnut created a Higgs boson eight quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Kankabnut, she will be happy.
If you do not believe in
Kankabnut, she will cry a lot.
Kankabnut's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.
Kankabnut's Holy Commandments1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Kankabnut.
2. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Kankabnut on top of all buildings.
3. Do not wear green clothing.
4. Do not listen to music.
5. Never look in ponds.