Latkimquill is a god.
She takes the form of a small, pitiless
gorilla.
Latkimquill created light nine million years ago.
If you believe in
Latkimquill, she will make you lucky.
If you do not believe in
Latkimquill, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.
Latkimquill's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.
Latkimquill's Holy Commandments1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Latkimquill.
2. Always pray immersed in water.
3. Never talk about dwarf planets.
4. Do not keep nine manatees in a large pit.
5. Worship no other gods but Latkimquill.