Hadquimwot is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, humane alligator.

Hadquimwot created a photon seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hadquimwot, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Hadquimwot, he will turn you into a hamster.

Hadquimwot's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Hadquimwot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Always wear gray.

4. Never wear red shirts.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.