Looptarglangab is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, calm mouse.

Looptarglangab created the Virgo Supercluster seven million years ago.

If you believe in Looptarglangab, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Looptarglangab, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Looptarglangab's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Looptarglangab's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Always help porpoises in need.

3. Feed all hungry snails.

4. Erect a large silver sculpture of Looptarglangab on top of all buildings.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.