Yimtitpantag is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, weak cobra.

Yimtitpantag created Mount Everest eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yimtitpantag, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Yimtitpantag, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Yimtitpantag's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Yimtitpantag's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of coconuts to dolphins while wearing purple jumpers.

2. Always look after injured monkeys.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Never eat green fruit.