Yimtitpantag is a god.
He takes the form of a very large, weak
cobra.
Yimtitpantag created Mount Everest eight thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Yimtitpantag, he will give you lots of grapes.
If you do not believe in
Yimtitpantag, he will turn you into a small brown duck.
Yimtitpantag's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.
Yimtitpantag's Holy Commandments1. Never feed lots of coconuts to dolphins while wearing purple jumpers.
2. Always look after injured monkeys.
3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.
4. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.
5. Never eat green fruit.