Fomnurgom is a god.
He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, unthinking
ant.
Fomnurgom created a charm quark four thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Fomnurgom, he will celebrate by creating some universes.
If you do not believe in
Fomnurgom, he will cry a lot.
Fomnurgom's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.
Fomnurgom's Holy Commandments1. Never feed lots of peanuts to pigs while wearing gray shirts.
2. Do not commit murder.
3. Snakes are unholy and should not be approached.
4. Never look in ponds.
5. Never paint your chest brown.