Fomnurgom is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, unthinking ant.

Fomnurgom created a charm quark four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fomnurgom, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Fomnurgom, he will cry a lot.

Fomnurgom's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Fomnurgom's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of peanuts to pigs while wearing gray shirts.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Snakes are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Never paint your chest brown.