Bimrullfed is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, humorless narwhal.

Bimrullfed created the planet Venus four billion years ago.

If you believe in Bimrullfed, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Bimrullfed, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Bimrullfed's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Bimrullfed's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if three porpoises approach from the west.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate whales.