Bimrullfed is a god.
She takes the form of a very small, humorless
narwhal.
Bimrullfed created the planet Venus four billion years ago.
If you believe in
Bimrullfed, she will smite all your enemies.
If you do not believe in
Bimrullfed, she will attempt to scare you with floods.
Bimrullfed's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.
Bimrullfed's Holy Commandments1. Hide if three porpoises approach from the west.
2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.
3. Do not stand on grass.
4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.
5. Look mercifully on unfortunate whales.