Cudjiprot is a god.

He takes the form of a small, deceitful troll.

Cudjiprot created Europe three million years ago.

If you believe in Cudjiprot, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Cudjiprot, he will turn you into a mole.

Cudjiprot's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Cudjiprot's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Cudjiprot.

2. Do not keep five doves in a large pit.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never think about quantum gravity.