Cudjiprot is a god.
He takes the form of a small, deceitful
troll.
Cudjiprot created Europe three million years ago.
If you believe in
Cudjiprot, he will be surprised.
If you do not believe in
Cudjiprot, he will turn you into a mole.
Cudjiprot's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.
Cudjiprot's Holy Commandments1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Cudjiprot.
2. Do not keep five doves in a large pit.
3. Respect your elders.
4. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.
5. Never think about quantum gravity.