Bogspag is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, narcissistic octopus.

Bogspag created an atom three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bogspag, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Bogspag, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Bogspag's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Bogspag's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large tin sculpture of Bogspag on top of all buildings.

2. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Never feed lots of wheat to otters while wearing gray shirts.

5. Learn four new languages a year.