Jigbiffitcitvag is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, strong capybara.

Jigbiffitcitvag created the Whirlpool Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jigbiffitcitvag, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Jigbiffitcitvag, he will not care at all.

Jigbiffitcitvag's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Jigbiffitcitvag's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Never talk about pigs.

4. Never think about dark energy near cats while wearing turquoise skirts and balancing six zinc spheres on your feet.

5. Never talk about fire.