Pitstaffoss Zoddidfid is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, idiotic sheep.

Pitstaffoss Zoddidfid created the Sombrero Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Pitstaffoss Zoddidfid, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Pitstaffoss Zoddidfid, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Pitstaffoss Zoddidfid's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Pitstaffoss Zoddidfid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.