Dimmonveg is a god.
It takes the form of a very long, witty
skunk.
Dimmonveg created the solar system five million years ago.
If you believe in
Dimmonveg, it will give you a free moon.
If you do not believe in
Dimmonveg, it will manifest in front of you.
Dimmonveg's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.
Dimmonveg's Holy Commandments1. Never talk about comets.
2. Do not take Dimmonveg's name in vain.
3. Never sing near manatees.
4. Always help tapirs in need.
5. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.