Dimmonveg is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, witty skunk.

Dimmonveg created the solar system five million years ago.

If you believe in Dimmonveg, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Dimmonveg, it will manifest in front of you.

Dimmonveg's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Dimmonveg's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about comets.

2. Do not take Dimmonveg's name in vain.

3. Never sing near manatees.

4. Always help tapirs in need.

5. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.