Cemabquim is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, sage aardvark.

Cemabquim created the solar system twelve years ago.

If you believe in Cemabquim, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Cemabquim, it will not invite you to parties.

Cemabquim's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Cemabquim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Never wear shirts.

5. Never paint your legs white.