Yattettifon is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, impressive manatee.

Yattettifon created the Sol system six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yattettifon, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Yattettifon, it will turn you into a slug.

Yattettifon's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Yattettifon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt aardvarks.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in cyan.

4. Always make sure there are no birds in a room before entering it.

5. Never pour water over plants.