Yattettifon is a god.
It takes the form of a very long, impressive
manatee.
Yattettifon created the Sol system six quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Yattettifon, it will give you great power.
If you do not believe in
Yattettifon, it will turn you into a slug.
Yattettifon's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.
Yattettifon's Holy Commandments1. Do not hurt aardvarks.
2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
3. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in cyan.
4. Always make sure there are no birds in a room before entering it.
5. Never pour water over plants.