Kantarstip is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, sage elephant.

Kantarstip created the Sombrero Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Kantarstip, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Kantarstip, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Kantarstip's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Kantarstip's Holy Commandments

1. Always help foxes in need.

2. Never eat turnips.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Always help sick geese.