Dumwon is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, idiotic cobra.

Dumwon created time and space eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dumwon, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Dumwon, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Dumwon's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Dumwon's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Do not sprint in public.

3. Never think about eukaryotes.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Dumwon must be the most important thing in your life.