Renfascem Monbogcid is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, unthinking hare.

Renfascem Monbogcid created a photon nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Renfascem Monbogcid, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Renfascem Monbogcid, he will curse you with boils.

Renfascem Monbogcid's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Renfascem Monbogcid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never talk about seals.