Arnboghasyimdodbim is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, resourceful wren.

Arnboghasyimdodbim created a charm quark eight million years ago.

If you believe in Arnboghasyimdodbim, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Arnboghasyimdodbim, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Arnboghasyimdodbim's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Arnboghasyimdodbim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Never mention sharks.

5. Respect your elders.