Quartflatpark is a god.
He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, generous
dog.
Quartflatpark created snails two quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Quartflatpark, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.
If you do not believe in
Quartflatpark, he will have a low opinion of you.
Quartflatpark's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.
Quartflatpark's Holy Commandments1. Never talk about otters.
2. Fast once a month.
3. Never talk about chromosomes.
4. Erect a giant white sculpture of Quartflatpark in the centre of the settlement.
5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.