Flydagbiss Pakstaflap Sak is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, uncaring dingo.

Flydagbiss Pakstaflap Sak created the world eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flydagbiss Pakstaflap Sak, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Flydagbiss Pakstaflap Sak, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Flydagbiss Pakstaflap Sak's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Flydagbiss Pakstaflap Sak's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Always help snails.

5. Never talk about the weak nuclear force near pigs while wearing purple ear rings.