Hinnarmanbisspodtim is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, cheerful shrew.

Hinnarmanbisspodtim created an atom nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Hinnarmanbisspodtim, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Hinnarmanbisspodtim, it will turn you into a worm.

Hinnarmanbisspodtim's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Hinnarmanbisspodtim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. You must never eat coconuts.

3. Do not eat gooseberries.

4. Do not wear cyan clothing.

5. Learn nine new languages a year.