Hinnarmanbisspodtim is a god.
It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, cheerful
shrew.
Hinnarmanbisspodtim created an atom nine billion years ago.
If you believe in
Hinnarmanbisspodtim, it will remain indifferent to you.
If you do not believe in
Hinnarmanbisspodtim, it will turn you into a worm.
Hinnarmanbisspodtim's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.
Hinnarmanbisspodtim's Holy Commandments1. Do not stand on grass.
2. You must never eat coconuts.
3. Do not eat gooseberries.
4. Do not wear cyan clothing.
5. Learn nine new languages a year.