Fossadflap Badcussfom Bunlitkom is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, stupid tapir.

Fossadflap Badcussfom Bunlitkom created the Sunflower Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Fossadflap Badcussfom Bunlitkom, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Fossadflap Badcussfom Bunlitkom, it will boil you in a big pot.

Fossadflap Badcussfom Bunlitkom's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Fossadflap Badcussfom Bunlitkom's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Fossadflap Badcussfom Bunlitkom must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate seals.

5. Run away from pink horses, for they are unholy.