Misrowsig is a god.
He takes the form of a very thin, dishonest
wyrm.
Misrowsig created viruses five million years ago.
If you believe in
Misrowsig, he will grant you eternal life.
If you do not believe in
Misrowsig, he will make you grow a tail.
Misrowsig's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.
Misrowsig's Holy Commandments1. Do not covet oxen.
2. Your children must be taught to worship Misrowsig.
3. Do not speak about garlic.
4. Always look after injured badgers.
5. Never pour water over plants.