Misrowsig is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, dishonest wyrm.

Misrowsig created viruses five million years ago.

If you believe in Misrowsig, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Misrowsig, he will make you grow a tail.

Misrowsig's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Misrowsig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Misrowsig.

3. Do not speak about garlic.

4. Always look after injured badgers.

5. Never pour water over plants.