Looprengat Minyiklabxinvinraw Fatpadbom is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, overgenerous fox.

Looprengat Minyiklabxinvinraw Fatpadbom created energy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Looprengat Minyiklabxinvinraw Fatpadbom, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Looprengat Minyiklabxinvinraw Fatpadbom, she will torture you forever.

Looprengat Minyiklabxinvinraw Fatpadbom's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Looprengat Minyiklabxinvinraw Fatpadbom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill badgers.

2. Never talk about moons.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.