Cuddablat is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, cheerful penguin.

Cuddablat created matter four years ago.

If you believe in Cuddablat, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Cuddablat, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Cuddablat's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Cuddablat's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat onions.

2. Never think about enzymes.

3. Cuddablat must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Learn five new languages a year.

5. Do not make images of living things.