Latnargam Sitmumlarn Buncarflammif
is a god.
She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, proud
whale
.
Latnargam Sitmumlarn Buncarflammif
created the Sombrero Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Latnargam Sitmumlarn Buncarflammif
, she will not care.
If you do not believe in
Latnargam Sitmumlarn Buncarflammif
, she will laugh at you.
Latnargam Sitmumlarn Buncarflammif's
most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.
Latnargam Sitmumlarn Buncarflammif's Holy Commandments
1. Latnargam Sitmumlarn Buncarflammif loves foxes, so they must be honoured.
2. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.
3. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.
4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.
5. You must pray to Latnargam Sitmumlarn Buncarflammif four times a day.
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