Sisbimgut is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, charitable dove.

Sisbimgut created tapeworms eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sisbimgut, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Sisbimgut, it will turn you into a mouse.

Sisbimgut's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Sisbimgut's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no doves in a room before entering it.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Never feed lots of peas to cats while wearing violet hats.

5. Do not wear red clothing.