Volbossgom is a god.
It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, strong
tapir.
Volbossgom created an atom seven trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Volbossgom, it will ignore you.
If you do not believe in
Volbossgom, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.
Volbossgom's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.
Volbossgom's Holy Commandments1. Volbossgom loves goats, so they must be respected.
2. Never feed turnips to shrews while wearing purple hats.
3. Never sing in the presence of monkeys.
4. Never think about archaea.
5. Always make sure there are no mites in a building before entering it.