Quillnarlrak is a god.
She takes the form of a very thin, tranquil
otter.
Quillnarlrak created a down quark four million years ago.
If you believe in
Quillnarlrak, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.
If you do not believe in
Quillnarlrak, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.
Quillnarlrak's most sacred site is Penhale in England.
Quillnarlrak's Holy Commandments1. Never look in ponds.
2. Always obey Quillnarlrak's priests.
3. Do not eat peas.
4. Do not listen to music.
5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.