Futstikrot Bestdibpigyogkaddanvedbud Ragdissjen is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, overgenerous wolf.

Futstikrot Bestdibpigyogkaddanvedbud Ragdissjen created the Large Magellanic Cloud eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Futstikrot Bestdibpigyogkaddanvedbud Ragdissjen, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Futstikrot Bestdibpigyogkaddanvedbud Ragdissjen, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Futstikrot Bestdibpigyogkaddanvedbud Ragdissjen's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Futstikrot Bestdibpigyogkaddanvedbud Ragdissjen's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate hamsters.

2. Do not kill gulls.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Futstikrot Bestdibpigyogkaddanvedbud Ragdissjen on top of all buildings.

5. Do not commit murder.