Parkbifnut is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, weak cow.

Parkbifnut created the Tadpole Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Parkbifnut, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Parkbifnut, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Parkbifnut's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Parkbifnut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Never mention mites.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.