Nanpangatranyatnegsomyak
is a god.
He takes the form of a thin, able
crane
.
Nanpangatranyatnegsomyak
created an up quark six million years ago.
If you believe in
Nanpangatranyatnegsomyak
, he will not care.
If you do not believe in
Nanpangatranyatnegsomyak
, he will boil you in a big pot.
Nanpangatranyatnegsomyak's
most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.
Nanpangatranyatnegsomyak's Holy Commandments
1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
2. Erect a giant gold sculpture of Nanpangatranyatnegsomyak in the centre of the settlement.
3. Learn four new languages a year.
4. Fast once a month.
5. Do not chop down trees.
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