Kadbatfutfobpibripsandflab is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, unthoughtful dryad.

Kadbatfutfobpibripsandflab created the planet Jupiter nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kadbatfutfobpibripsandflab, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Kadbatfutfobpibripsandflab, it will be very unhappy.

Kadbatfutfobpibripsandflab's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Kadbatfutfobpibripsandflab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Kadbatfutfobpibripsandflab.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Do not drink water in gray rooms.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Kadbatfutfobpibripsandflab.