Nulnuttken is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, clever centaur.

Nulnuttken created the cosmos nine million years ago.

If you believe in Nulnuttken, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Nulnuttken, she will torture you forever.

Nulnuttken's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Nulnuttken's Holy Commandments

1. Always help pigs.

2. Never sprint in the presence of sheep.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Never go into turquoise rooms.

5. Erect eight titanium sculptures of Nulnuttken on top of important buildings.