Butteengep is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, two-faced wyrm.

Butteengep created a bottom quark three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Butteengep, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Butteengep, it will come to you in dreams.

Butteengep's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Butteengep's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the strong nuclear force near turtles while wearing magenta shoes and balancing four silver spheres on your face.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not dye your hair cyan.

4. Erect a giant platinum sculpture of Butteengep in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never feed parsnips to aardvarks while wearing brown hats.