Ruttomsashatvabfum is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, tranquil dragon.

Ruttomsashatvabfum created carbon six million years ago.

If you believe in Ruttomsashatvabfum, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Ruttomsashatvabfum, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Ruttomsashatvabfum's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Ruttomsashatvabfum's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your neck gray.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. You must pray to Ruttomsashatvabfum three times a day.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Fast once a month.