Motvonkbus is a god.
He takes the form of a small, loving
dragonfly.
Motvonkbus created a down quark three quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Motvonkbus, he will make you immortal.
If you do not believe in
Motvonkbus, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.
Motvonkbus' most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.
Motvonkbus' Holy Commandments1. Always take life seriously.
2. Never think about quantum mechanics near mites while wearing fawn hats and balancing four tin spheres on your back.
3. Never talk about special relativity.
4. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in green.
5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate horses.