Stannurlnil is a god.
It takes the form of a massive, blissful
goblin.
Stannurlnil created the planet Venus eight thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Stannurlnil, it will be surprised.
If you do not believe in
Stannurlnil, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.
Stannurlnil's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.
Stannurlnil's Holy Commandments1. Do not stand on grass.
2. Stannurlnil loves geese, so they must be respected.
3. Never talk about galaxies.
4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.
5. Never mention tapirs.