Stannurlnil is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, blissful goblin.

Stannurlnil created the planet Venus eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stannurlnil, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Stannurlnil, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Stannurlnil's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Stannurlnil's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Stannurlnil loves geese, so they must be respected.

3. Never talk about galaxies.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Never mention tapirs.