Manjonrigmumbunxinstipsog
is a god.
It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, annoying
seal
.
Manjonrigmumbunxinstipsog
created Africa five quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Manjonrigmumbunxinstipsog
, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.
If you do not believe in
Manjonrigmumbunxinstipsog
, it will not invite you to parties.
Manjonrigmumbunxinstipsog's
most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.
Manjonrigmumbunxinstipsog's Holy Commandments
1. Do not covet oxen.
2. Never play with disobedient children.
3. Never mention tapirs.
4. Respect your elders.
5. Never feed lots of parsnips to shrews while wearing red shoes.
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