Rigkoplat is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, quiet wombat.

Rigkoplat created the Whirlpool Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rigkoplat, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Rigkoplat, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Rigkoplat's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Rigkoplat's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your arms red.

2. Never talk about quantum mechanics near birds while wearing black kilts.

3. Never wear brown stockings.

4. Do not dye your hair mauve.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.