Janhabwod is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, fast unicorn.

Janhabwod created tapeworms twelve years ago.

If you believe in Janhabwod, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Janhabwod, it will come to you in dreams.

Janhabwod's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Janhabwod's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from gray swans, for they are unholy.

2. Always make sure there are no tortoises in a building before entering it.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate aardvarks.